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If you've seen the movie Meet the Fockers, Christa Anderson's baby invents an artificial breast so he can “nurse” his grandson Little Jack. This dad was the first to 'breastfeed' his newborn because his wife couldn't. While his wife Image may contain: 1 person, phone and indoor Remember Robert De Niro's manary gland in "Meet the Fockers"? It's not. I appreciate gender equality as much as the next cisgender man, but I do meet the fockers when deniro wore the fake tit to breast feed the kid.
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This dad was the first to breastfeed his newborn because his wife couldn't
We are weird mutants who hug and kiss! Dialogue[ edit ] Judge Ira: Oh, honey, he was trying to save his pet. I mean, what if it was Jinxy who got flushed into a toilet? Jinx has had extensive aquatic training. He would have known exactly what to do in the event of a submersion. Jinx purrs] Jack Byrnes: This is the sign for poop! Well, what's the sign for sour milk, because this, uh, tastes a little funky. That's because that's from Debbie's left breast, Greg. Greg, a man reaches a certain age when he realizes what's truly important.
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I can't have a chink in my chain. I don't care if they did call you Larry Poppins. You are completely unfit to handle a child. It was Barry Poppins.
What kind of a sick cocktail were you going to make my grandson? Jack, the baby's teething. I told Greg to give him some rum to ease the pain. It was your idea? What is wrong with you people?!
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I used to rub bourbon on Denny's gums. Look what happened to him. Greg, you couldn't follow a simple set of instructions? Jack, he was screaming.
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So I went in and I gave him a little attention. He's learning to self-soothe.
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These setbacks are disastrous for his development. The child is adorable, but you're not raising Little Buddha over here. What are you saying? I'm saying that I have seen that kid eat at least 15 boogers since he's been here. And I've got news for you, Jack.