Meet the Spartans () - IMDb
Dec 1, Honest Trailers - Meet The Spartans - Official Trailer Aug 15, of Date Movie lampoon penguins, Paris Hilton, French (Dolby Surround), Spanish ( Dolby Surround); Subtitles: English: Pit Of Death Edition [Blu-ray. Sean Maguire in Meet the Spartans () Carmen Electra, Kevin Sorbo, and Leonidas: Let us talk next to the giant pit of death. To be honest, I always wanted to do a fat chick. Find showtimes, watch trailers, browse photos, track your Watchlist and rate your favorite movies and TV shows on your phone or tablet!. Jan 27, Friedman, Seltzer and their film Meet the Spartans all seem to operate shows up, shaving her head in a barber's chair in front of the Spartan pit of death? Remember how funny it was the first time you saw the It's Raining Men cut of the trailer? .. I honestly can't believe people pay to see this shit.
It's no wonder I liked this movie, really, as I've seen every Family Guy As much as I understand why people love artsy movies like Schindler's List, which is in fact a good movie, what I do enjoy the most is a good comedy. It seems some people are under the impression that pop-culture references are not jokes.
But the point of a joke is to make you laugh, and that's also the point of pop-culture references. With that out of the way, on to the actual review. Meet the Spartans is a sea of pop-culture references, that doesn't border on being overkill, it throws itself headlong into overkill.
To truly enjoy this movie, you may need a strong knowledge of American culture, so if you live in the USA, you are all set. But if you live in Europe, you would benefit from studying up on general USA life. If you enjoy these series, or Scary Movie, you are much more likely to enjoy this movie. It's overflowing with hilarious pop-culture references and, while short on original jokes, it works fine anyway.
So, go see it, unless you're hooked on The Godfather.
And to all the people who think the ones who like this movie are idiots, I am 14 years old, and English is not my native language. Yet, here I am, writing this elaborate review, proving that you don't need to be stupid to see this movie. In fact, it's the complete opposite. You need to be intelligent to enjoy this movie.
Perhaps you will see the movie, perhaps not. If not, you are definately missing out on something great.
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And with that, I leave you all to your thoughts. Jan 5, Terrible. It's not funny, rude and disgusting. Watch "", the original, and enjoy it. I just want to respond to Kenny M who critiqued Jim C. I like how you call someone else an idiot when you typed "there they same thing". Umm, 3rd graders know better grammar than you!
Learn the I'm not even going to see this movie. Learn the difference between their, they're, and there before you try to judge someone else.
So utterly unoriginal and boring, withWhen one thinks he's seen all the stupid films in the world, along comes "Meet the Spartans. So utterly unoriginal and boring, with stupid slapstick humour, horrible screenplay and straightout insultingly bad acting, this offers NOTHING positive. If you are an 13 year pubescent boy, you might find something interesting, but even then, that's still a question.
This movie references other movies and events and expects you to laugh at the mere mention of them. It's the worst kind of 'comedy'. The 88 good reviews for this movie are a disgrace. Shame on everyone who likesVomit.
Shame on everyone who likes this movie, you're better than this. You don't have to be a mindless troglodyte. This movie is unfunny, offensive, homophobic, and repetitive beyond belief. There is no creativity and no funny performances. Also is the same as nearly every other parody movie that has ever been written. I strongly suggest you don't ever even thinkOne of the most awful films I have watched, was very predictable and bought out nearly every cliche in the book.
Plot[ edit ] The film opens with a Spartan elder inspecting three babies. The first, an ugly, talking baby ogre Shrek the Thirdis abandoned to die for its deformity; while the second, who is Vietnamese, is adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The third, Leonidasis accepted as a Spartan for his already-present muscular physique and prepared for kinghood through brutal training.
An adult Leonidas Sean Maguire is cast out into the wild, survives the harsh winter, and hunts down a gangsta penguin Happy Feet.
Returning a king for his inauguration wearing a penguin skin hat, Leonidas sees Margo Carmen Electra erotically dancing and asks her to marry him, to which she responds by giving him the combination to her armor-plated chastity belt. Years later, Leonidas is training his son when Captain Kevin Sorbo informs him that a Persian messenger has arrived. Accompanied by the Spartan politician Traitoro, the messenger presents Xerxes ' demands for Sparta's submission.
After growing angry with both the messenger's disrespect and finding him making out with his wife, Leonidas kicks him into a pit. Despite Traitoro's advice that the messenger's guards are now needed to convey the actual message, Leonidas kicks them in as well, along with several other people he simply dislikes, such as Britney Spears Nicole ParkerRyan Seacrestand the American Idol ju dg es.
Resolving to face the PersiansLeonidas visits the prophets and gives them medicines such as Neutrogena as their price for their consultation.
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They advise him that he should consult the Oracle for any advice. The Oracle, Ugly Bettyreveals that Leonidas will die should he go to war. After reaching a decision while spending the night with his wife, Leonidas meets the soldiers assembled for his departure to Thermopylaeand finds that only thirteen were accepted in the army due to stringent requirements.
Among them are Captain, his son Sonio, and a slightly unfit Spartan named Dilio. Once at the Hot Gates, they encounter a deformed Paris Hilton also played by Parkerwho tells Leonidas and the Captain about a secret goat path above the Hot Gates that Xerxes could use to outflank the Spartans.
When she asks to be made a Spartan soldier, Leonidas rejects her as unqualified due to her inability to use a spear correctly.